My neighbour died today. The last time I saw her, I flipped her off 87 times.
I probably could have done more for her, but my arm was tired.
Dick’s Guide to Stuff: Tip #41
Don’t use the word “niggardly” in public because black people don’t care what the dictionary says.
FACT:
When you feel something tickling your nose at night it’s a ghost tea-bagging you.
I don’t like the way that my grandma calls dildos “dilds”.
You can’t just make up your own slang like that.
Time Magazine editors probably think they’re sooo edgy.
Big whoop.
I saw a woman pee on another woman in Penthouse.
